its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
