I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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