this just has baby written all over it
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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