Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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