Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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