Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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