i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
