i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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