4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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