so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You are the jesus of drinking
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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