giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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