not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
did i just pee glitter
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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