somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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