It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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