Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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