Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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