Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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