I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
