No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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