we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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