OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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