So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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