I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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