Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
