as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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