Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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