I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Never underestimate the power of titties
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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