its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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