Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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