some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
