What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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