He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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