oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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