just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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