I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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