do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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