The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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