The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Soap is not a condiment
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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