Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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