Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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