how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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