Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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