I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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