forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
is wine microwaveable?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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