you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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