We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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