How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
