is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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