He is such a slut. More and more my type.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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