Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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