Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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