what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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