idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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